Analogy Police

I was looking for the quote "Our company needs interns like a mink coat needs minks" where the intern reports the boss to the analogy police! and found this.

clipped from johnsu01.livejournal.com PHB: Are you taking me to jail for making a bad analogy? COP: Analogy Police. Come with me. COP: The analogy police don't use a real jail. We use something similar. Analogy Police I haven't really laughed at Dilbert in a while. But this excerpt: